Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
It starts innocently enough...You find a little kitten on your doorstep and rescue it. Then, somehow, another cat comes along, and you take that one in, too. Then another and another, before long, you look in the mirror and... OH MY GOODNESS!!! You're a Crazy Cat Lady too!!!!
If this doesn't describe you, then surely you know someone who does fit this scenario. The people who designed The Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure certainly must know such a person, because this bizarre toy captures the Cat Lady Phenomenon to a "T." There she stands in her bathrobe, checkered pajama bottoms, headband, wild hair, and a fanciful look on her face. And she's surrounded by seven cats that own her heart and soul.
Still not sure if you're a Crazy Cat Lady?
Take the Quiz.
Do you get excited when you hear a can opener?
Do you think cats are smarter than people?
Do you feel Tom is more talented than Jerry?
Do you have more cats than ex-boyfriends or ex-girlfriends?
Do you bring new boyfriends/girlfriends home so the cats can meet them?
Do you later break up with them because the cats weren't impressed?
Do you spend more on doctor bills for your cats than for yourself?
Do you buy the ice cream your cats prefer instead the kind you like?
Can you tell your cats apart by the roughness of their tongues?
Have you ever warned a guest not to sit on a specific piece of furniture because it belongs to the cats?
Do you own more than one piece of clothing with a cat on it?
Do you have a website devoted to your cats?
Do you spend more on Christmas presents for your cat than for your family?
Do you buy more than one kind of cat food because a few of your cats are picky eaters?
Have you ever had to explain to a police officer that the stuff in the bag really is catnip?
Do you feel that the ancient Egyptian tradition of cat worship is the one true religion?
Is the sheet of instructions for watching your cats while you're on vacation longer than a page?
If you answer yes to 7 or more of these questions, you need a Crazy Cat Lady of your own.
So embrace you inner Crazy Cat Lady and be proud of who you are and what you represent because without us, there would be a lot more kitties roaming the streets in unsafe environments.